You Could Own Me, Baby!!

Silence, the ebook, will be free on Amazon from Sept. 12-16th!!

And, when you download it for free, they still pay author royalties!! So, um, if you love me, why not click your way on down there and earn me some free money? What d’you say?!

I’d do it for me, you know??

But that might be cause I love me.

Yay!! That rhymed! 😀

Be and me, I mean!

Do it!!

Here’s the link:

Thanks!!! 🙂

Silence is only free for 1 last day!!

Midnight tomorrow (or more likely, bout nine o’clock the next day), I will be taking down all the chapters posted here and removing Silence from the Smashwords site–where you can still download a free copy for a short while longer! Thank you to everyone who took the time to read my work, and thank you times a billion to everyone who commented! I really am sorry about this kind of sell-out moved; I’m really only doing this because Amazon KDP will market my writing better than I ever could.

If you want to take advantage of your last opportunity to pick up Silence for free, here’s the link to it on Smashwords:

Take care! And remember to stay awesome!

I’m sorry :/

Hey, you glorious bunch of thought factories, I’ve got some bad news. Three months from today, Silence will no longer be free.

Honestly, it’s not even about the money, it’s Amazon’s KDP marketing benefits. I thought putting it up for free would compensate for a $0 advertising budget, but price doesn’t really matter much when no one knows about it, you know?     

Well anyway, you can still download Silence for free @ until around August 30th. So if you haven’t picked it up yet and you think you might be interested, make sure you get it before then. 

Love you guys. 🙂   

You and Silence are going to get physical!!

You and Silence are going to get physical!!

Hey WordPress!! I missed you guys!! But I was busy; like the cover I made for Createspace?? It only took like forty billion and a half hours, I guess, but the way I feel when I look at it is sooo worth it!!

The Createspace version isn’t up yet, but as always, you can download Silence free @

Love you guys! :)))

Welcome to Your Brain (How to get People to Follow You)

Thank you!! Every single one of you 104 badass bloggers!! You all have a place in my heart!! (Said place might be slightly covered in my blood). In honor of breaking 100 followers, I decided to write a quick post highlighting ways to get followers!

Welcome to your brain (and my heart).

Step 1:

These beginning steps are probably the same as every other blogs’ first steps, so you know this is some pertinent info: Make sure what you’re writing is something you’d actually want to read!!

And this is the internet, where everyone is ADHD. So write in sound bites.

And tag it right!

And don’t forget! I believe in you! (translation: in an environment of information overload, style is all you got)!!

Step 2:

                                Set up your About page!

Promise you, if I like your post that’s the first thing I click. At least give me a sentence, mmkay?                

Step TRES:


                                Click on Freshly Pressed.

                                Find the category/tag that you’re most into (ex. I like Books, Musings, Writing)

Click that Category! That’ll take you to the most recent posts in aforementioned Category!

Then scroll down and wait for a title to grab you!

READ that grabber! Then you LIKE that post! It doesn’t matter if it wasn’t your thing, it still caught your interest and gave you something you didn’t have!

Step 4

When those random thoughts pop into your head while you’re reading, you click the comment box and type that mothah trucker out!


You have to read the rest of the post before you commit!

Think about it; what if you  assume you know what you’re about to read from that one, crackling line that sticks out. Then, after you hit enter, you realize that it was sarcastic!

Dude. Dick move.

-1 bro points. Do that to me and I’ll probably spend the weekend hiding in a cushion fort, crying my freaking eyes out!

So then why, you ask, do you write the comment down in the first place if you’re just going to go back to reading?!


This is the internet. Where everyone is ADHD.

If you’re thinking about what you want to say, you aren’t reading the letters you’re supposed to think! Gotta let it out, before you can take it in.

That’s the polite thing, see?

Step 5

Someone comments on your blog or follows your blog you are obligated to check out their about page! (and you should at least try with the likes) However, if their About page says that generic thing that they say… sometimes… then you are NOT obligated to check out any of their posts! (See step 2)

You gotta treat others the way you want them to treat you, before they’ll treat you the way you want them to want to treat you!

Well, I’m off to bed now (I didn’t actually edit this, sorry it’s so rough)! I love you guys! Stay awesome! And blog your souls out!

Nighty nigh…t….


You are my Hero

I just wanted to take a moment to thank every single one of my amazing followers. as well as all of you badasses that liked my posts/pages! Silence is just be a dusty pile of words; all it’s worth is in your heads, you know? Cause everyone that read any part of it transformed a blue-print into mental reality :O 

But seriously. Thanks. Like, sincerely. 🙂